Miscellaneous, Spelling and Am I overreacting?: Same

Same

By Anonymous - 04/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, people’s spelling has gotten so bad that I do a double take whenever I see “its” used in the place it’s actually supposed to go. FML

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Ay yo

By ay. - 04/08/2022 16:00

Today, I realized my lack of spatial awareness has hit a new low when it took me 15 tries to type the word “At” instead of “Ay.” FML

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You deserved it 214

Brain worms

By The Wherewolf - 08/10/2023 19:30

Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML

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You deserved it 194

By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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You deserved it 44 097

Exhaustion

By --- - 12/02/2022 14:00

Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML

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You deserved it 340

By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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You deserved it 67 809

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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You deserved it 53 007

By Fml24609 - 09/08/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

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You deserved it 32 632

Hi how are you?

By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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You deserved it 448

Birth certificate

By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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You deserved it 40 555

By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 063

stickyface 16

Friday 4 October 2024 16:34

It's a refreshing thing to see every word in its proper place.

JackWood 20

Friday 4 October 2024 16:12

I had to do a double take!

Comments

JackWood 20

Friday 4 October 2024 16:12

I had to do a double take!

stickyface 16

Friday 4 October 2024 16:34

It's a refreshing thing to see every word in its proper place.

Yudith 24

Friday 4 October 2024 18:56

I see tat the author is from Germany, where they are serious about education, so I dont think **** that bad.

kevinwm0 14

Saturday 5 October 2024 14:28

In your sentence ... "it's" is in its proper place.

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