Relatable reasoning

By Jake - 10/03/2021 23:00

Today, my wife told me the only reason she doesn’t want kids is because she requires privacy to poop. That’s it. That’s the dealbreaker. FML
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core01 30

Stop that. If the woman doesn't want kids, respect that. We have enough kids growing up in households where their parents resent them. Stop pressuring women to have kids.

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spinspinsugar 12

I don't want kids. I know people who have kids and they never get any privacy in the bathroom. yeah, no thanks I'm good lol

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Regis Bent 12

This is just my opinion and you could do with it whatever you want, but I think if you really want kids, you should find some one else to marry who doesn't mind a lack of privacy sometimes.

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Rusty Armstrong 13

listen to your wife, kids can suck. Mine are trying to talk to me right now while I'm on the toilet.

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EmmaMK 35

She will get over it! It’s good she can talk to you about it. You can have kids and still use the loo alone.

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core01 30

Stop that. If the woman doesn't want kids, respect that. We have enough kids growing up in households where their parents resent them. Stop pressuring women to have kids.

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OrySoma 11

women who don't want a kids probrably shouldn't get married to someone who does want kids also feel like this whole no kids thing should have come up before marriage me and my fiancé talk about it all the time but maybe that's because we aren't retarded no one is forcing anyone to have a kid and if they didn't want the kid and kept it that's thier own fault and they should only resent themselves if Thats the case they never wanted kids you're over here making it sound like they are being chained up held down and inseminated against thier own will and then being chained up in a basment to prevent them from having an abortion which I garentee no one is forcing any women to have children they don't want so why don't you go force yourself to shut up now p.s 😒

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RichardPencil 30

Bullshit. That's not the only reason. She just doesn't want her cooter to get stretched out of shape.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

That's a pretty reasonable dealbreaker though.

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spinspinsugar 12

I don't want kids. I know people who have kids and they never get any privacy in the bathroom. yeah, no thanks I'm good lol

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rainbowdonnareed 18

I feel her pain. I come from a large family and had kids and grandchildren early. I haven't gone to the bathroom alone since 1981

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Hangryko 29

Personally, I couldn't handle that loss of privacy either. It indicates a loss of my entire sense of self to motherhood. No thanks.

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bound101 7

This answer sums up so much 💖

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alex_jaguara 32

There are too many people in the world anyway.

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Dylan Borg 12

As a person with IBS, I don't blame her. It's one of the few tines I din't give a shit about anyone 😂 But I feel like there might be compromises with such a deal breaker..

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