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I stand accused

By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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ilynorrington 0

how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

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mintcar 9

Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.

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PeachyJinx 7

Lol perfect song for you The Lonely Island- The Creep (:

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Cynical_in_SK 6

Uhm...get rid of it? Remember...if you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem!

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borkchop1992 15

what matters is that you know your right....right?

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borkchop1992 15

what matters is that you know your right....right?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Get a new air freshner, then you won't be a creepy person..

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Eckristen 1

i think its pretty much BS that your friends even know the scent of your boyfriends cologne. they never should of been that close to him, to even know what he smells like.

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calebacleveland 0

^probably the reason he's an Ex!

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missyj0 12

Your cat looks like he has a beard :3 ~

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DrTexas 0

Dr. Texas says: "Don't go puttin' your nose where it shouldn't go!"

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Livinia 11

Wouldn't you have gotten rid of it the minute you realised it smelt like your ex?

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redbluegreen 40

I don't think that's necessarily the OP's problem anymore.

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Livinia 11

Yes, I know that but if the OP had gotten rid of it earlier on, she probably wouldn't be in this mess.

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redbluegreen 40

I get the impression that she did not realise it until her friends said something.

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coffeeandcream 8

ewww. throw that thing away!

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