I want Jesus to come inside my heart

By Weirdo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.

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Comments

madgrinchhatter 12

He's got a swimmers bod like nobody do.

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lpietr21 9

It's normal to love Jesus, though it seems you are IN love with Him.

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Zatheria 1

You need to take communion. Just get on your knees and accept jesus's flesh into your mouth!

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False_Stupidity 41

You have something seriously wrong with you

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simoncat 11

"God will get you for that, Walter". - Maude

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jbicchinella 4

Well if I believed in that story if be saying welcome to hell... Lol

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Jruth7 5

That's what they call the power of Christ compelling you.

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gman123999 14

Don't feel bad op some people are just destined to hell

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shaystar 3

I don't think this comment should have been posted. Very poor taste.

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