I want Jesus to come inside my heart

By Weirdo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.

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michellerose80 4

.. the moment when you realize necrophilia is your thing ..

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Jezzikah 11

That's terrible! With him being crucified, he'd be a terrible lay! He'd just lie there and make you do all the work haha

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LillianLattea 6

23, I'm a girl that is into girls.. and I don't find her to be "sexy" or "cute". maybe that's just me, but your comment is kinda creepy. on the other hand.. nice going OP!

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SiriusBlack97 17

You'll be crying "Dear Christ" more than once this Sunday, eh?

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alfakennybody 10

U were turned on by a statue....somebody hasn't been laid in a while

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