I want Jesus to come inside my heart

By Weirdo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.

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MorganBrown 8

That's how Jesus gets all the ladies!(;

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greeneggsandspam 2

My boyfriend looks so much like Jesus, it's creepy awesome.

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emilyloves1D 5

So you certainly are a bible basher then

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Meesersuperman1 4

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

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Twisted_Angel 17

I'm pretty sure they frown on that in church... you didn't like... go up and fondle the statue did you? because that takes awkward to a whole other level.

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MsBedelia 4

That's normal. Raised Catholic, Jesus was the first (mostly) naked man I saw. Now I can't date skinny guys without comparing them.

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evilvagina 9

Jesus got nailed, Jesus nails you... simple.

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