I wish!

By WhenRumoursAreBetterThanReality - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Belconnen

Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
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foreverhappy98 10

At least they are good rumors!!!

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airforce987 20

Rumors about you just mean there are people out there who are jealous of you, so your life can't be as bad as they have it op :)

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PenguinBitch 43

What?! I heard you were renewing your vows with Prince Charming. Congrats!

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Gravenmuir 18

*Soulful Adele voice* Rumor has it! (ooooooooOoooooo) Rumor has it! (ooooooooOoooooo) a-Rumor has it!

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Gravenmuir 18

I'll take my six Grammy Awards now.

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AlwaysWatching 27

I wonder if somebody who likes OP decided to be creeperly and then tell everybody that they got engaged.

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goodylife101 2

Could be a sign of things to come

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lolwhatthehellz 15

thats not nearly as bad as it could have been. hopefully, this can become a reality in the future :) gl op.

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FroggerForReal 11

I guess you just give off an exciting vibe. Also I feel like that friend might've ben interested because he cared that much about you. Or maybe not who knows. Sorry OP but just keep your head up and get out there and do stuff

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dawood_k 27

Try engaging with more people to have a better reality

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lil_miss_simran 15

i'm sorry about the rumors but atleast they're good ones. i mean they could be worse

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