Save up for your second date, so you can have another fun adventure! Lots of people have trouble pronouncing "anonymous." You might want to choose an easy nickname, like Pat.

Did you bang on an ant nest? Or is that more of a third date activity?

I mean I always hear about that “it’ll always be a night To remember” Well you are not forgetting this one.

Learn when to cut your loses girl, just leave if it’s starting off badly.

Visually its hard to imagine this date. Did you both passout/nap, and get swarmed by ants during a picnic?

But he was cute, right? That's why you went on a date with those total stranger that you didn't have any information about him being a total asshipe beforehand?

Well, he sounds like a catch. Like, you know, when you catch a disease.

Better to find this stuff out while on a date. It will only get worse

If he's going to the lumberjack strip club he probably wasn't that into you

Make sure he pays on the next date!