Love: Impossible

Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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You deserved it 4 135

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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You deserved it 37 019

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 750

Looking good

By lexibabe - 03/03/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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You deserved it 2 777

Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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You deserved it 5 429

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 128

Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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You deserved it 56

By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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You deserved it 1 850

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 617

You deserved it 4 355

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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You deserved it 211

Jake_2013 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:47

Bitch slap her!!

dianadoll 23

Monday 6 June 2011 18:47

Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..

Comments

kemando 22

Monday 6 June 2011 19:47

and she was shocked when you called him over and introduced him, right?

sourgirl101 28

Monday 6 June 2011 19:48

OP, but you did! and he clothes shops with you. Win, win!

emmiep1011 7

Monday 6 June 2011 19:55

did you ask her about her "husband"?

RfmlM 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:20

I agree with all the ones who say "she is jealous " an be happy ur. She just wish she could get a man like that.

MrXerxes5 6

Monday 6 June 2011 20:24

YDI cause you let that ho insult you or your husband. ****** go bitch mode an show her whats up.

MrXerxes5 6

Monday 6 June 2011 20:27

and not an. oops.

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:37

that's it? you still got the man

MrXerxes5 6

Monday 6 June 2011 20:42

@geeksaresexy go back and read your shit cause i understood what Stewman was saying just read it over. He wasnt wrong at anytime about what he said. he coulda been sayin he was being sarcastic about her believing she wasn't good looking enough for the husband.

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 6 June 2011 21:11

BountyBass 13

Monday 6 June 2011 20:46

insinuate! a word people should use more

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Monday 6 June 2011 20:48

Ha! in your ****ing face ****wad! just finished watching family guy  but really i love it when people assume i hope she felt like shit when you actually introduced her to him. makes me think shes married to some old fat gray drunk..good for you for getting a hottie.