Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Jake_2013 0

Bitch slap her!!

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dianadoll 23

Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..

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shift_love 13

you should see what her husband looks like. prolly a fat piece of shit, the popular people in high school usually end up sucking at life. just know that you are now better than her lol

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Zombieslayer1 0

I bet she was just kidding.

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spencerstoaker 7

Just ask about her husband. If your husband is that great, then he should be above hers :)

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sensoon15 7

16- or maybe the old friend from high school can't even get a husband because of how much of a bitch she sounds like.

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snickerz01 0

well thats just unfortunate

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Eggers 2

"I got the idea from your husband. Your husband shouted my current husband's name when we made love."

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BustaCapInYoAss 5

Well you're married to him, so it doesn't really matter.

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narrowords 18

Tell her, damn right it's your husband. You are not stuck in high school, but obviously she is cuz she's still a Bitch. And where's her husband?

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EnterChoose 1

She probably doesn't even have a husband...

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chui281 0

Shoot! You tell that ***** at least you got a man! and can keep a good looking one that she wishes that she can have or ever dream of!

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