Love, Awkward, Facebook and Parents: Impressive - FML

Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

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MattCole 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:00

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:01

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 6 May 2014 13:44

Why was she on your sister's account? She seems crazy.

TheDoctor10 28

Friday 26 December 2014 2:17

Why do you care what your sister's boyfriend's mom thinks of you?

DrCheese 16

Wednesday 6 May 2015 16:32

Who cares

1known 30

Monday 12 September 2022 9:08

If I were you, I would have a bad impression of your sister’s boyfriend’s mother! What was she doing there?

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