Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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MattCole 0

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

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Freeze_fml 16

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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Darrus 0

Do you not have anything going on in your life execpt waiting for someone to post "first" and then complaining about it? The first-posters get buried anyway, and people complaining about them are even more annoying.

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Freeze_fml 16

Do you like complaining about people complaining about others posting first?

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iCJ86 0

y would u start ur conversations like that

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brii1255 0

at 80 . do yhu have siblings ?? we do it cuz its fun lol

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silentsniper441 0

there's too much a gap between me and my sister to be like that

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hellokittywhore 0

me and my sister always mess around currenly we are call each other back all cum buckets and ***** face, sometimes **** face it's nothing serious.

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Gumblebum100 0

Yea I get that impression of you "hellokittywhore" I have no idea why I do though, it's just a feeling I guess, "hellokittywhore".

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ladysandry 0

I'm wondering why instead of her sister it's her sister's boyfriend's mom...wrong name clicked? mom just being THAT nosy?

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RevengeOnYou 0

FYl. What was she doing on your sisters account anyway??? Trying to find out what her someday-to-be daughter-in-law and her dear son talks about?

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itstrishabtw 13

how do you accidentally message your sisters boyfriends mom

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MattCole 0

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

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treesdevin 0

seriously.? tell that ******* bitch she shouldn't have been on ur sisters shit in the first place. haha

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Subrosawolf 0

My ex's mom did that all the time :P so I always sent a post saying "?" and let them properly identify themselves.

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wooow_sucks_for_ 0

it's bad enough to have YOUR mom on there, but even worse if it's someone elses.

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Guuurlplease 0

That's what I thought!!!!

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Freeze_fml 16

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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garrettjordan 0

hahaha wow that suks fyl

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Emofluffinzhehe 0

haha exactly. ydi for conversing with promiscuous women lol

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sourgirl101 28

Freeze genius! I love the way you think!

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kims0706 10

Well its not like you except your sisters boyfriends mom to be on your sisters account

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Diannaa 0

Wow that sucks, good luck with your reputation lol

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AngryNinja 1

well, you probably just ****** your sister's relationship. unless the boyfriend's mom will take half of the *****'s profits in exchange for letting her son stay with said *****?

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