Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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MattCole 0

What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

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Freeze_fml 16

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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237a 0

oh well, tell her not to log onto your sisters account

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Zapurdead 3

It's rather kinky, if you know what I mean.

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pluralbusted 0

WTF? why would you talk to your sister like that anyway??

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justanotherhuman 21

verify transmission, lady... verify transmission! YDI.

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StillFly07 0

whyyy would the boyfriends mom be on the son's girlfriends facebook?! semi-understandable if it was your mom..but not the boyfriends mom. whatever.

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awb5000 0

Your sister's boyfriend's mom... wow. How awful for you... Are you serious? This is the worst FML I've seen in a few days. Low impact, a relatively remote acquaintance involved, and written by a drama queen who probably decided to post before she knew what to talk about.

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jron222 0

ok no one cares!?!?!?!?

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Whatsername515 0

To the OP and all others who think what she and her sister say to each other is appropriate: Glad you take pride in degrading yourselves.

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