Impressive

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with, "HEY SLUT" or, "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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What the **** was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister? Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself. Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A *****?"

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Wow. 11.4k people are morons. Guys, some people start their conversations with insults (like me and my brother) all the time because they both know it's a JOKE. So if she talks like that to her sister, it's how the start a conversation good because they know it's a funny joke. The only bad part about this is why the hell was your sister's boyfriend's mom on your sister's Facebook? I mean, seriously, WTF?

chicabonita5683 0

How exactly did your boyfriend's mom log on to your sister's facebook account...unless you are dating your brother and you all have the same mom...something has to be wrong here.

TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

who cares its her BOYFRIENDS mother shes nothing to you.

hottyinabag12345 0

why was her boyfriends mom on there....?

That's so trashy. Why would anyone like being called a **** or *****? Pathetic. Have some self respect you ****

If this woman has made you feel bad about that greeting, she is simply trying to cover up for the fact that she was snooping on her son's girlfriend's account. You're dealing with a woman who is a manipulator(as seen in the fact she's trying to be twined in her son's life), and you've been manipulated.

I don't see how it matters what her boyfriends mom thinks of you, I mean it's not like your the one dating her son.

PL0WW 20

Why does it matter what your sister's boyfriend's mother thinks of you...?

doglover100 28