Love, Poopoo peepee and Health: IN A RUSH, SORRY

IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

That's love.

paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:15

Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?

Comments

dyld921 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:11

Today, I realized my life is not like the movies. FML

kira822_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:16

You wanted romance, He was in the mood for a comody

Dramaramagrl 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:20

do u live in the movies? YDI for expecting him to act like the people fr the movies. but still haha

Life__suxx 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:23

few things actually make me spew energy drink all over my computer. this was one of them.

darkjediben 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:26

So he had to go to the bathroom. Get the **** over it.

nattylight 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:27

YDI. you need to get over yourself. haven't you realized that nothing in this life is perfect.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:28

Hahahahahahahahahaha

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:29

A mans gotta do what a mans gotts

Alexgoesfml 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:32

Nature calls. Although one of the few FMLs that has actually made me laugh. Good job.

ZuraLasgeon 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:35

Honestly, if that were my boyfriend, I would just laugh. I mean, I don't blame him for not pooping while on the plane. Those bathrooms are so small and cramped... and then you have this tiny airplane with no where for the stink to go. I'd hold it in too. He must've been VERY uncomfortable for probably the majority of his flight. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm sure he gave you lots of love after he was done. Lets hope he washed his hands first.

sarah2144 14

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:39

That's exactly what I was thinking! I think it's funny, and when you have to go, you have to go. At least he didn't get all romantic and then shit his pants.