In and out

By newhostess - 11/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 013
You deserved it 3 422

Same thing different taste

Top comments

No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...

klutzywriter 0

Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"

Comments

you guys are all idiots that took 2 seconds http://lmgtfy.com/?q=foodborne+illness&l=1 "Incubation period can range from hours to days (and rarely months or even years, such as in the case of Listeriosis or Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease)" Was that research just too hard for some of you? We have THE INTERNET here, there is no reason to ever contribute wrong information so shut the **** up when you don't know what you're talking about.

@ 17 and 42: Incubation for 95% of viruses that cause food poisoning is less than 5 hours. If you say, 'well, she was that other 5%,' I'm going to slap you.

nono_fml 0

lol 8 hours? you didnt get food poisoning from your work.... food poisoning only take 1/2 hour to 3 hours after w/e you ate. so i think you got food poisoning from your own house or something :D

at number 5. you tell them the food that the OP had is even better the second time around. It just might look a little different :] yumm

0 3

Now you know to go out for lunch!

sorry if someone has already said this, but food poisoning takes 24-48 hours to set in. you weren't sick from the food you ate at the restaurant.

imabeliever 0

That happened to me on my first day at a restaurant. Except I was getting out of both ends... simultaneously. :

bobmarley16x420 0

Dumb FML. Im callin it. This one made me have absolutely no emotion