Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: In the mood

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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daringtoride 27

Sunday 16 December 2012 13:54

WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.

ilikebikes7 3

Sunday 16 December 2012 13:56

Did you get a towel?

Comments

sharenxx 1

Sunday 16 December 2012 21:11

need any snacks , a condom? ah god love ya.

nutellaisawesome 5

Monday 17 December 2012 2:18

Haha I love mean girls

westmall21 12

Sunday 16 December 2012 21:59

Maybe you can try something different with that one towel. ;)

bugmenotmofo 34

Sunday 16 December 2012 22:25

あの。。。If this was your *own* home/apartment, then change locks. If you live with the parents, then you need to get your own apartment asap. Or at least find some place where you can have fun with your girlfriend without anyone interrupting. "Love hotel" might work.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Monday 17 December 2012 2:02

Is that really doing something different?

hateevryone 14

Monday 17 December 2012 2:35

At least she didn't yell at you or lecture you.

reaxion 25

Monday 17 December 2012 5:48

Nothing wrong with that :-) Everybody has sex, and I am sure your mother tried some different things when she was young. For all you know, you might have been conceived on the kitchen table or hanging upside down from the rafters!

SillyGirl4602 23

Monday 17 December 2012 5:57

Having sex in the shower is something different for you? You should spice up your sex life a little more! It is embarrassing and awkward that your mom did that but at least she was cool about it. My mom would have freaked.

evagil 4

Monday 17 December 2012 10:36

at least she didn't walk in and respected your privacy

bwzwally8 15

Monday 17 December 2012 12:52

That's so cool/ awkward at the same time.

icepick23 12

Monday 17 December 2012 21:37

Sounds like mom was enjoying the show. Mom is not stupid--she knows there are towels in the bathroom anyway. She was afraid of getting caught, so she made up an excuse for being there