Inappropriate, Cars and Intimacy: Inappropriate

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By aninnocentonlooker - 04/12/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 089

By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 629

By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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You deserved it 413

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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You deserved it 9 137

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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You deserved it 382

By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:49

Nothing beats a good BJ.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:59

Did you keep both hands on the wheel?

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purplemonsterx4 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:47

Phahdhshshsjsjdjd

krackednyc 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 19:26

Good for him !

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:32

Bumps for deep throat.

Gigaboo 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:32

new friend guy or girl?

Hungry_Panda 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:59

Jealous much?

lithiafaith 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:02

That's when u stop the car and kick the friend out

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 5 December 2011 3:01

That's when you stop the car, jump in the back seat and say "My turn"

thecovert 7

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:42

Sounds like he has a new best friend.

alinka_fml 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:15

let your friend have a good time, jeez

hobojo69 23

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:25

Are you jealous?? xD

hewro_failure 11

Monday 5 December 2011 0:03

I can understand how this is upsetting I mean after all you are the one driving them home that bj should be yours ... It's just common courtesy ha

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Same thing different taste

Oh what a night

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