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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 600

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 022

You deserved it 2 842

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 262

You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 086

You deserved it 9 595

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 677

You deserved it 5 013

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 240

You deserved it 7 978

By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 237

You deserved it 3 444

By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 633

You deserved it 6 936

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 774

You deserved it 52 238

By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 745

You deserved it 12 913

By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 553

You deserved it 48 225

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:10

Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days... Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.

Pedo_Bear_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:27

How old would you say they were? Just curious.

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Gen_Knowledge 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:45

Suck it up and roll over the kids.

jons_phucked 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:19

damn hoodlums

Zezing 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:20

were you that fat person?

Ninjaface 0

Friday 23 October 2009 10:05

On the bright side, you get free ice cream.

jemma_aussie 0

Friday 23 October 2009 10:57

ROFL

HBubble 3

Friday 23 October 2009 11:15

YDI for being fat

Zoockey 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:16

you would've deserved it as well for being an ignorant bastard

mps1969 8

Friday 23 October 2009 15:19

It would've been a better ending if the kids ran away fell over the railing and were crippled for life . Then people stared at them funny for the rest of their lives . Oh sweet irony haha .

hockeylover 0

Friday 23 October 2009 17:01

Thanks for your comment #42, its people like you that make life easier on people with health conditions. Everyone assumes you can help it, but some people can't I appreciate it :)