Work: Indoctrinated

Indoctrinated

By workfordayzz - 14/05/2014 17:45 - United States

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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By Old? - 14/01/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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Time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML

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By csc4lyfe09 - 03/03/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML

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This is fine

By Aaaaaaaah - 13/10/2024 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Time is on my side

By Old soul - 25/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML

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The grey zone

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 18:00

Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML

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Meat beating

By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 09:00 - New Zealand

Today, I attended a family gathering where everyone was taking turns sharing exciting life updates. When it was my turn, I proudly announced that I'd finally mastered the art of adulting... only for my dad to pipe up with, "Makes a change from when you used to wank like a gibbon thinking we couldn't hear you up there." FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

You might want to avoid playgrounds and/or schools.

thrifting 18

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:19

Learn to hate the world early, it'll save you a lot of time learning the hard way.

Comments

Dragon9597 6

Thursday 15 May 2014 18:09

Hah! I use that, anyway, and I'm 15.

itcomesinthrees 10

Thursday 15 May 2014 18:59

Hey, it took me until my late twenties to realize how dumb "******* kids these days" are. You're just ahead of the game.

communisttaco 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 20:04

The next step is hating dubstep... Hopefully you're already there

oHNoOitszGRAVE 2

Thursday 15 May 2014 20:53

Lmfao that's construction for you

squarecircles 13

Thursday 15 May 2014 21:31

When in Rome...

iamthunder 4

Thursday 15 May 2014 22:17

******* kids these days, as they turn 18 they think there adults!

profligatesoul 18

Friday 16 May 2014 0:48

I wonder if they are saying that about you?

Kendrah18 19

Friday 16 May 2014 2:25

Not a bad thing. It will help you not be one of the "kids these days!" I'm only 24 and say it often enough.

katiesha 9

Friday 16 May 2014 4:45

Exactly why i spend most of my time at work surround by people who are significantly older then me. I feel where you are coming from the vast majority of our generation are idiots.