Transportation, Travel and Miscellaneous: Indoors voice, always

Indoors voice, always

By beavis - 23/05/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML

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WTF dude?

By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Indiana - 16/01/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

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By cheekymac - 09/06/2010 15:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

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By TheNotSoGoodDay - 25/04/2016 23:29 - United States - Charlestown

Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML

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By blahbags - 06/04/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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Suspicious

By BilletsDoudous - 15/01/2015 06:51 - France

Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By newyorkers - 17/06/2013 12:46 - United States - New York

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

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catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:05

I'm sure there's more to New York than just the city part....

redmusketeer 1

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:09

Ummmm yeah New York does have mountains in the northern part. Most of New York actually has amazing hiking spots so YDI for being so stupid!

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CheshireAna 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:22

Totally agreed with #4. Congratulations, your an ass, and an ignorant one at that.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:34

You aren't a smart person are you? A. I can see you don't live in New York or you'd know that there were other places besides in NYC, douche. B. It is people like you who come to places like that, or New Orleans and think they know EVERYTHING. Y'all don't seriously, you probably think once you get to the French Quarter it's Mardi Gras. C. WTF, who really says **** for that kind of thing? I can see you saying jackass or something. But THINK beforey you speak, it may be hard to do so but try. Oh & if I were the old couple, I'd punch you in your ****. Yes your ****, where you douche? But probably not, cause I can smell that fish all the way over here.

Techabo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:09

Why would you even say that? YDI for being rude.

procrastination_ 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:32

Did it ever occur to you that maybe they were coming BACK from a trip? Or maybe they had a connecting flight, regardless, there's no reason to be an ass.

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:51

lol, I thought it was funny. People shouldn't be so serious all the time.

mikitiki123 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:57

YDI for being a ****

mattmag 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:19

New York is a pretty big state, dumbass. Ever been upstate?

justxdream 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:24

I don't think your rude. Yeah, there is a lot more to New York than the city, but whatever. I say stuff like that ALL the time, and the people are right behind me lol. I'ts awkward, but funny! (Thats why they put it on FML, everyone needs to chill =])