Inked

By Kat - 31/08/2012 01:08 - United States - Tiverton

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 576
You deserved it 5 911
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

goodgood_fml 5

Well, I guess it's OK. No one will really see it. Besides, I'm sure there are some Naruto, Bleach, Yugioh, Death Note, or Samurai Champloo tattoos I could get inked on. Much luck!!!

1 0
austinhcktt 11

I like how many people are freaking out about this. It is just a tattoo of something he likes. His choice not yours

7 0
perdix 29

Sounds like this is only a problem during oral. Tell him he'll get all future ******** from Pikachu, then flip over give him anal while you fantasize about real men.

7 3
SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sounds like your boyfriend has been on the dark side of the Internet: Rule 34. If you stay on there too long, you start to think sex with ANYTHING is ok. Not that I'd know anything about that. Did you know that Rule 34 applies to The Slender Man. HORRORS.

3 0
perdix 29

Get a picture of his mom on your hip. He'll either (ee) start crying or giving you the best sex ever.

4 3
KogMaw 6

What's with all the hate for Pokemon tattoo's? O_O I have mine planned (and have done for years) and its going to be a bulbasaur on my shoulder. My Dad's getting it done at the same time, too. It's more of a personal issue why, though, than just a random idea.

6 0