Sex, Pokémon, Tattoos and Intimacy: Inked

Inked

By Kat - 31/08/2012 01:08 - United States - Tiverton

Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML

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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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By bitchonia - 28/03/2020 17:00 - Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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By nobrony - 02/07/2012 19:53 - United States - Katonah

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

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Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 26/01/2023 09:00

Today, unbeknownst to me, my boyfriend got a tattoo of the Joker on his neck. The worst part? It's Jared Leto's godawful Joker. FML

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Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML

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Tasteful

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Greenwich

Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

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Valkyrie2012 4

Friday 31 August 2012 9:08

I can just imagine the ****** sound

MelTheGreat 23

Friday 31 August 2012 9:08

PIKA!......nasty.

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Friday 31 August 2012 17:49

I wish I had money to waste like that

noisebox 1

Friday 31 August 2012 18:13

Getting tattoos is what's weird a culture started by convicts, sailors and truck drivers and traveling carnival workers

Mahtari 19

Friday 31 August 2012 18:54

This guy is a boss.

NNY909 1

Friday 31 August 2012 19:08

If you want I'll take him. His tattoo will match the Pokeball on my side. (yes I'm an adult too and got the tattoo as an adult)

wifeyHo2011 1

Friday 31 August 2012 19:30

That's so not weird at all ..... *long pause* .... Well I wish u luck .

ayamekiba 13

Friday 31 August 2012 20:09

I honestly see nothing wrong with a pokemon tattoo...

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Friday 31 August 2012 21:13

Nothing wrong with the tattoo, but there IS something questionable as to why the Boyfriend said "pretend it's like having sex with Pikachu" and seemingly doesn't understand why that would be wrong.