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By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
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MaddogTotten 0

Haha, penis. You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.

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GabsAlot829 0

ydi. and now you have to live with that for the rest of your life

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kezzstar 0

Your name isn't Mitch Clarke is it? No, wait, he had his name done along his spine!!!!!! (Before anyone asks, I have a tattoo too, a Brisbane Lions one LOL).

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mwbddh2 0

That's a completely retarded tattoo in the first place. As a guy with many tattoos, in many places, I claim you to be a fag.

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hossgray 0

Don't know what yours looks like but Brock lesnars is pretty cool. Just get em to add some more to the top so it won't look like one

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prone2failure 0

ydi for getting a huge tattoo. i'm sure you'll be happy you got it when you're 65 years old.

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sovereign_fml 0

Didn't think that one through, eh? YDI :)

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Bozomatt 2

like you care how you look when ur 65 lol

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LordKoin772 0

Finally an FML that isnt lame or a copy of a previous one. FYL indeed.

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ChefBoy6382 0

nice job douche!!

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