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By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton
By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia
By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney
By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States
By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton
By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States
By inked - 05/02/2012 05:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 12:23 - United States - Woodbridge
By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States
By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar
That's what you get for getting something obviously phallic tattooed onto you.
Exactly what I was going to say. :P A giant sword is phallic enough already...
I bet the tattoo guy is laughing his ass of right now.
Beware Mr. CockNeck!
YDI for getting a tattoo and spelling your name "damnit". It's "dammit".
WELL, HERE COMES THE PAIN! der der der der der.
You SO deserve it for getting a tattoo! Why would someone want to brand themselves for the rest of their lives? You're essentially showing the world "look, I'm a loser and an idiot. I think tattoos are cool..." or whatever the reason was that you got the tattoo. And yes, I know that with laser removal you could remove it, but the skin never goes back to how it was. You can always detect some traces of the tattoo.
People having tastes that differ from yours doesn't make them idiotic or losers. I suggest getting that tattooed on the back of your hand in case you forget.
Sweetie, some people get tattoos to commemorate something/someone special. I know a lot of people who have tattoos in memory of someone who died that they were close to, when they went into the military or something like that, or have a tattoo because it gives them something visual to remind them to be strong. I know my own tattoo has personal meaning to me, I didnt get it to look cool. I will admit its a great way to meet other people because everyone is curious but... My tattoo is my own, not because anyone else has one. So, just because you dont like them, doesnt mean that everyone who has them is a mindless sheep. Im the opposite actually so, please dont generalize.
Oh really. Don't tell me that someone who wants to commemorate someone or something can't find a better way to do it. How exactly does a tattoo honor someone? If it was precious enough to someone, he wouldn't need a tattoo to do it, because in my opinion it's superficial. As a side note, my brother in the military never felt the need for a tattoo even when he lost his commander and two friends in an attack, while my other brother got a tattoo when he was my age, unrelated to anything. Personally I think he made a foolish mistake.
Well, nypd, everyone is different. And when one group strives to make everyone the exact same then we end up with situations close to what went down in Germany circa 1933 to 1945. And although I relish the idea of some person plucking you off the planet, we can just Be civil and realize that NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU ****.
In the end, nypd, everyone has his/her own opinion. Please get used to that. It's not necessarily wrong that you don't agree with tattooing, but keep in mind that name-calling because someone makes a choice involving only HIS OR HER OWN BODY is immature and sure to earn very negative reactions.
Well, thats how you feel, its not how he felt. It was a big deal to him and his family and thats how they wanted to make it an event and remember it. Sure, there are better ways to do it but, there are better ways to do almost everything. I respect the fact that you dont like tattoos but dont generalize and dont say people are stupid for getting one. its their body, not yours. If you dont like them, dont get one. But you dont need to criticize others for them wanting one or getting one. Im not criticizing you for not liking them but at least be respectful of them, as I have been to you.
Well swords are phallic anyway, what did you expect? You could have at least worn the design in henna for some amount of time before deciding to get it permanently inked. YDI for living in Queensland and having the sun fry your brain :D
Brock Lesnar has a tattoo like that which goes right down the middle of his upper torso...some people call him C*ck Lesnar now. Sucks to be you...
since when does someone who reads fmls censor the word "****"? lmao
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Haha, penis. You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.
Hahaha owned