Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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IMz0r 0

#43... oh my god! That's pathetic! I still remember when I wondered where the "hole" was

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

um ever heard of ****?

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Banthestrandland 0

I hope she used it as an opportunity to teach him; if it just ended right there, then FEL.

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llama 1

that was the most awkwardly worded fml i've ever read

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blueworld_fml 0

Well, just push him in and get over it. He's literally all yours. Once finished, find him a **** site, because otherwise he'll never learn any moves.

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dframe16 0

that means the guy had no common sense. witch means you were screwing a ******* piece of wood with a brain. good going.

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honeydew1000 0

Damn, Darwin would roll over in his grave, so much for natural selection. Sex should be natural, who doesn't know how to do it.

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