Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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SW11 0

FAIL. poor sheltered boyfriend. get him some Urban Dictionary.

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MelFoSho 0

#20=win. About your boyfriend, I agree with all the people who are saying it's adorably innocent. Hopefully he's a quick learner :)

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skillz3333 4

lol #10 u are like 9 years old...wtf are u doing here

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midnightsun0209 0

u should've flipped him over and taken charge ;)

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silentfirefly 0

Probably not real. Definitely not FML. And if it is real... what an idiot.

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7_______7_______ 0

awww... cute! plus also, it means the kid doesn't watch ****, which, depending on your values, could be a plus

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Jack_Of_Spades 0

rofl at #5 Glad I never did anything like that.

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Sanity 0

Technically, that would mean your life WASN'T ******, haha.

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Phiz 0

What kind of a man doesn't know how to use his dick? Guys normally have an innate sense of knowing what to do when we enter. I guess hes not much of a man.

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