Interrogation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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Top comments

sourgirl101 28

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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miss_sunshine716 0
Bees_fml 0

I woulda laughed and shot back, "I tried to kiss her toes but she's too ticklish!"

he should've said her lips have been all over his body that would've made him pretty angry

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

Buchitoo 4

lol. That's a question a parent shouldn't really ask!!! Especially when just meeting the boyfriend.

TheDrifter 23

But it does show how well the boyfriend does under pressure.

RedPillSucks 31

That's the question a dad asks while brandishing a bat, or a Glock

I would have said "feet and toes only"

DudeImBetter 0

I would've said that I treat your daughter like a queen and kiss her feet or I would've said pelvic region cause she got a boo boo there and it made her feel better.

'This one time, we kissed lying on the floor!'

sourgirl101 28

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

That's right...just don't say they were the vertical ones! Like your thinking SourGirl!!

PSQ91 6

He was just trying to be funny probably, you can't tell if he meant it seriously...

hahah im sure that was followed by a awkward laugh :)