Interrogation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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sourgirl101 28

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

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PeteyPablo12308 20

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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15thPrestige 0

He should of asked "how low did u go?" (limbo theme)

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Jaykayfu 0

He 'should've' asked, "How low are your grades?" Now read my name. OT: At least he's not mad. :D

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15thPrestige 0

OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL.

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Donkeydick360 0

lmao nailed it on the head #60

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15thPrestige 0

This is a account like for example: Superman , and it would have a picture of superman. I changed my picture because I felt like it...

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therealsuperman 0

WTF asshole. Justin Beiber, I will destroy your planet

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lil_lala209 5

haha your dad rocks! I would have busted up laughing if I were you. your poor boyfriend he must have been scared to death at that moment.

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mightymart 5

i bet your dad is just so proud of this one and was just waiting for the right Time to say it

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IneffableLullaby 13

Your dad has a sense of humor, OP! Just laugh this situation off. :D

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macskapingvin 0

I think the subtle undertext was that your boyfriend was meant to get on the ground and kiss your dad's feet.

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