Sex, Weird, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Interrogation - FML

Interrogation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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sourgirl101 28

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:19

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:07

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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EnvyMe33 26

Tuesday 29 August 2017 15:49

Maybe the dad wanted to find out if the boyfriend was being inappropriate with his daughter...

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