Sex, Weird, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Interrogation

Interrogation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

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sourgirl101 28

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:19

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:07

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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shelbylove 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 12:35

hilarious. i would high five my dad if he asked that. felatio FTW!

geusbjqj 2

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:20

I did ur mom

1tgirl 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:51

haha

avatar0810 15

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:40

lol

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:08

total win! lol

Millman_fml 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:42

Wow. That's so akwaaarrrddd...Your poor, poor bf

newburton13 26

Saturday 5 May 2012 13:30

Is your dad a Marine?

BeautifulChaos27 37

Monday 25 November 2013 6:06

And that's when you say her feet. Not inappropriate, and not lying either as that's as low as it gets. ;)

Tonisha1989 11

Wednesday 3 December 2014 2:53

Well that's a clever way to put it Dad.

storethis 17

Friday 10 June 2016 4:38

Don't freak out and break up, that would destroy your boyfriend's heart knowing that it was out of his control

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