Interrogation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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sourgirl101 28

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

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PeteyPablo12308 20

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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perdix 29

"I've gotten to her Fallopian tubes. Are you glad you asked, sir?"

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HomeAl0ne 20

"I'd say your daughter has been the lowest. Wait, do drunk homeless people count?"

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nannu_nannu 1

Who cares? The first time my uncle met my ex, he asked him what it's like "plowing" his niece. I didn't say fml and neither should you.

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Cosmic_Horror 1

The dad probably thought of it as a joke. I would put it in the same category as the "wow (people of specified race) are sure are awful--just kidding!" kind of jokes. As in, jokes that make reasonable people feel ill rather than amused.

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bammagirl1994 0

my dad met my first bf at the door with a 30 yot6 m ak47 I dont wanna hear it

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MyNameIsBruce 0

30 yot 6? you mean .306?

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dragster_fml 0

how is this an fml. stop complaining

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phatdaddy62 23

Did your boyfriend answer - ummmm, the Grand Canyon?

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overbyte 0

The perfect answer to that question would have been 'her feet'

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