Is everything OK?
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Why would you ask if they're okay like they're going to respond by saying "no, actually my throat is being sliced"
Sounds awkward
You should of yelled back "Lady the sound you make while having sex sounds like a cat dying"
lol this is still one of my favorite FMLs to date. If my fiance and I ever get the chance we're so doing something like this to our neighbor.
fiancee* :P
Haha wow.
Were they doing it on the balcony?
Well, better a good neighbor than a distant friend, right? Hopefully this won't be turned into 'The boy who shouted wolf'
Keywords
"You're *******? ******* annoying more like. You sound like an American Idol reject being forced to have their vocal cords cut."
At that point, you shouldve broken into her house and taken a few nice things. "No, I didn't see who broke into your home twenty minutes ago! I had 'gone away' just as you so politely suggested!"