Is gift for you

By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
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Tripartita 44

Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

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MessedUpLife00 13

Look at the bright side, no stolen goods! And, you have a new dead creature to show off! Two birds one stone!

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ZombieSlaya115 17

Well I hope you were able to sort things out OP

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CastaP 12

Your cat is trying to tell you, that you better bring home some good grub or the spouse gets it next! Also, check your bag before leaving home, sheesh.

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Arkham_Callabero 15

As if OP was supposed to know that a rat was going to be in her bag

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SherbetGlitter 26

Bad luck OP! On the plus side, at least a dead mouse is easy enough to explain and anyone with a cat will understand your pain. Doesn't ease the embarrassment but at least they'll understand the truth and not think you like toting dead mice around

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Dragon1248 12

At least you didn't buy noodles with a dead rat in them...

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

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Tripartita 44

Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

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yellowzinnias 20

Do you have an iPhone plus? They set some of the alarms off. I went into a store just to use their nail salon, so when I left I didn't have anything. The alarm went off, the guy rushed over and, when he realized I didn't have anything but my phone, wallet and keys, asked me if I bought my shoes there. What, did he think I came in barefoot?! lol

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devinaww 15

Today, the store alarm went off when a lady tried to pass through it. I searched through her bag and didn't find any stolen goods. There was a rigid, dead mouse though. FML

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