Shopping and Awkward: Is gift for you

Is gift for you

By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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You deserved it 436

Animal Farm

By Jaden Dubin - 31/07/2020 08:02

Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML

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You deserved it 448

By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Where'd you go?

By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 779

Tripartita 44

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:22

Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:16

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

Comments

MikuandKaito 24

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:52

I can only imagine their judgement.

AlexaWuzHere 31

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:55

The real crime here is the fact that the store was out of noodles

thecleverbatman 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 8:01

at least your cat cares about you enough to get you a gift.

MysteryGuest214 10

Saturday 10 September 2016 8:21

Cats!

Shandog12 20

Saturday 10 September 2016 8:42

At least your kitty loves you!

brootaldude 5

Saturday 10 September 2016 12:32

It's because the guy from the other FML bought them all while helping his wife with the weekly grocery shopping, LOL.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 10 September 2016 12:40

I'm sorry but I couldn't read the rest of the FML, I was too distracted by that hey/they typo.

28actress 22

Saturday 10 September 2016 12:59

Maybe they were out of noodles because someone's husband decided to buy out all of the ramen noodles and two litters of Coke

28actress 22

Saturday 10 September 2016 13:05

But you're lucky! My cat loves leaving "presents" under the Christmas tree and recently decided to start leaving large rats in unattended glasses of water!