Is gift for you

By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 539
You deserved it 1 083

Same thing different taste

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Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

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The real crime here is the fact that the store was out of noodles

at least your cat cares about you enough to get you a gift.

It's because the guy from the other FML bought them all while helping his wife with the weekly grocery shopping, LOL.

I'm sorry but I couldn't read the rest of the FML, I was too distracted by that hey/they typo.

Maybe they were out of noodles because someone's husband decided to buy out all of the ramen noodles and two litters of Coke

But you're lucky! My cat loves leaving "presents" under the Christmas tree and recently decided to start leaving large rats in unattended glasses of water!

I guess that other woman's husband bought all of the noodles.