Is gift for you

By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 539
You deserved it 1 083

Same thing different taste

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Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

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That is so funny. My cat also left a present like that in my handbag once. Luckily I saw part of it sticking out, so I didn't carry it around like that. :D