Is gift for you

By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 540
You deserved it 1 083

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"

oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!

Comments

I think they mean "They were out". I am surprised this typo was missed. It took me a moment to reread it. At first I thought OP meant "Hey, we're out" or something. Annoying.

Blame it on guy who bought all the noodles and 2 liters of soda

ulissey_fml 22

And did they take the Mickey out of you ?

My question is why did the mouse set off the alarm?

noodles qere probably out because of the guy who bought a week's worth of ramen two posts above you ?

Maybe they were out of noodles because the husband of that wife that just posted an fml about her husband buying a ton a noodles and soda from the store bought all of them

cootiequeen4444 11

at least the mouse was no longer still alive when they searched your bag. Sometimes cats fail to complete the kill. bringing a live mouse into the grocery store would probably be considered worse than (minor) shoplifting...

I think I know why they were out of noodles...