Weird, Taxis, Scary and Transportation: Is this a joke?

Is this a joke?

By phantomdriver - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

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KelceyLoves 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:52

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

perdix 29

Friday 25 March 2011 0:54

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

Comments

Wayne913 13

Monday 11 June 2012 3:11

How do you fail to kill yourself in that way? You just drive?

klx125cross 9

Saturday 1 September 2012 6:25

That's an "oh shiiit" moment

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 19:55

As a taxi driver? Driving a hearse might maybe make a difference

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

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Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

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