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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

furburger 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:08

A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and ****** the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)

Comments

Watermelon2011 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:05

cheating bastard!

Residence_fml 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:06

Well what are you implying, he's cheating or the guy thought you were fat in the third year? I guess the first one, sucks OP

traze 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:07

That's ****** up...you should get more info. on this fat chick.

furburger 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:08

A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and ****** the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)

fearfulsymmetry 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 6:59

Oh god, that is an awesome response.

Ali_Bamf 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:26

I'd like to shake your hand sir.

itsssarahjane 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 2:00

lol

Newmocheybear 5

Friday 14 January 2011 12:40

LOL!!!

hisangel44 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 19:10

haha. this is great:) i love it!!

Sly_Assassin 11

Monday 28 May 2012 16:53

XD! Boss!!

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:09

He might not remember the year correctly...you know people and their memory, especially about "relationships" that aren't their own...

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:09

yea... I wonder which it is... o.O in case u were tubby, grats on the weight loss!

123smilesem 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:12

Ouch.. that really sucks.. FYL

RosiePatosie 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:16

at least you're not a fat bitch.. ?

Kerry_Joy 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:20

Any guy who asks a question like that in front of a lady has some serious communication issues. If you have lost weight since your third year of college than congrats! If your man was dating a "fat bitch" during his third year while he was dating you then...FYL.