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Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

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Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

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Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

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Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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machiko_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:53

Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

furburger 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:08

A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and ****** the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)

Comments

ReDsKiNsMaN 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:31

your his wife but you've been dating for awhile?!?!

at1325 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:36

yes because most normal people date a person before they decide to marry them

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:35

On the bright side, it sounds like you look better than you did in college?

Driftz 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:38

Sucks, but you've lost some much weight that you look amazingly different. Or smack him if you want. Great option.

MzMegs 20

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:45

I don't get this FML. I could understand this as either: -The husband either cheated. -OP lost some weight and doesn't act like a bitch.

Jrshep4187 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:50

if ur not married it doesnt count!!!

spanelli 16

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:49

Yes, it still does count.

rustic 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:01

36- a true response from a complete moron. doesn't count unless your married my ass, if you were serious about that... good luck >.>

cassidyl 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:50

so either your the fat b**** or he's cheating on you... let's hope it's option 1

stephen1124 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:36

Lol that reallllyy sucksss cause its true

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 2:24

How long has it been since college? Could it not at all be possible that this college buddy has just lost track of time and can't remember which year your husband dated certain girls? I wouldn't remember which year all my friends had certain boyfriends/girlfriends. Or maybe you were the 'fat bitch' and have lost weight and he doesn't recognise you as the same person?