Isn't that, like, a crime?

By notkatvond - 19/06/2013 18:46 - United States

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Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML
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RedFox12 7

Tattoo a penis on him.

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emeraldisle 30

Looks like he won't be her boyfriend for very long. What an arsehole.

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that_band_nerd 22

Tell your friend and then watch as all hell breaks loose on him. Enjoy the show!

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Axel5238 29

This, the op owes it to her friend and should tell her.

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asherm 15

Sounds like the other girl is too much in lala land to listen if she's getting his name tattooed on her. Hope OP does good cover up work

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KBurns207 17

Fill her in on the situation and dig that pen into his skin. Give the man ink poisoning

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fatnesspig 7

Maybe you should 'let' him know it's not happening.

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feelingold 18

"I've made a huge mistake." ...Arrested Development - f*cking genius

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Kitsi 14

You have an obligation as a friend and (hopefully) decent human being to NOT let her get the tat. Tell her what happened, she'll thank you. If not now, later

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thatbaybay 8

Tell her before she gets his name on her so she doesn't find out later and be left with a tattoo of his name

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kdbernie10 3

If you don't tell her then she will be on this site with the story "I have a tattoo of my ex-boyfriend's name." Do you really want that to happen?

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Kc1001 14

put a tramp stamp on him when he gets drunk. a nice blue butterfly.

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FightMyLiger 19

Or a bullseye with his face in the center.

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hashshim 23

How I Met Your Mother reference? Please tell me it is, the never are.

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asherm 15

Don't forget a big rainbow over the butterfly :)

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LissaMccracken 23

I feel bad for the girl. Because if she's wanting to tattoo his name on her, she must really love him so that sucks that he's such a fucktard.

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