Safe travels, Grandma

By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 837
You deserved it 3 433

Same thing different taste

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philosopher 0

I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.

Nissi 17

Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.

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hahaha... bye-bye granny! fyl indeed

Ox_Baker 0

Well, for some reason, these keep getting put on the board, so people keep making them up.

Dante167 0

Yea there have been a few ash FMLs lately, but haha this is the funniest one yet imo. :D

XYZzzzzzzz 0

i laughef. then really thought about it and stopped. then i read it again and stopped.

imagine their faces when they look on the suitcase and find ashes

ROFL yea it sucks but it's hilarious at the same time... "HEY GET BACK HERE WITH MY GRAMMA!!!!"

Nissi 17

Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.

itsgen 16

omg im soo sry ohh karma is soo gonna get those bitches back at least its not your fault

Ohh man! Sorry just doesn't seem like enough in a situation like this. That really really sucks! Maybe they'll realize what they took and bring the ashes back? Then again with the world the way it is, who knows. It's the whole circle of life thing though, it will come back on them later.

If they are big enough assholes to break into the car and steal all their stuff, why would they be nice enough to return the ashes? D:,'

I don't think you know what the circle of life is.

philosopher 0

I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.

The kind that aren't above a first grade mentality?

#7 I think some people just label everything as YDI.

roflstephh 0

the kind of idiots that would give a reason like "YDI for having a grandma", or something equally as stupid.

seniorenyore 0
seniorenyore 0

they're just dumb and wan to make them feel like crap for no reason. people think random people deserve to have their live ****** up for no reason. for the amusement of them signing onto FML and just be assholes. they say "you deserve it for carrying ashes with you!" honestly, what do they know? if that was their parents ashes and they needed to take them somewhere, they'd be hypocrites. if the same thing happened to them after telling someone they deserved it, i would LOVE to tell them they deserved it...but even then...they don't. people are stupid. someone deserves having their grandma stolen while trying to spread her ashes...pfft whatever!

adorepink86 0

I feel horrible for this person. But its never smart to pack up your car and leave it. I've had way to many friends do that and get everything in their car stole. So I can imagine thats why some people say ydi. But I didnt pick that one!

#17 - Totally. OP: =( That sucks horribly. FYL

The kind of people that question why one would leave such a thing in ones car.

I actually said both. No one deserves that thing happening to the ashes of a loved one, but leaving a car packed with everything in it, unless it's in a garage, is a huge risk I would never take. That's my reasoning, hate me if you want.

Some people label everything with both replies just so when they run out of new FMLs and go scrolling through the "Random" section, they won't have to read the whole thing to know that they've read that FML before. It's not a horrible strategy, to be completely honest. It just makes some people look like complete assholes.

Me. You don't leave your holiday belongings in your car overnight!

It may be mean to say, but... maybe, shouldn't've left your gramma in a suitcase in the car. Then again, maybe it's a bumpy road and you wanted her to be well-insulated in t-shirts? Wow, this is strange to think about. Sorry that happened though.

Oh my goodness, I feel more than overwhelmingly sorry for you. I feel sorry for the sick **** who stole your grandma's ashes, they have issues and need serious help. FYL indeed, that is terrible :/

what is it with all these FMLs about people's ashes has anyone else noticed, there's been a lot of them recently?

That's because people are dying a lot recently. :)