It's a gas gas gas

By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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swagga0n1oo 0

ydi for needing a breathing machine...lol I'm jk that sucks.

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whatevershesaid 0

Fail BigBoii fail. @xandervincent: Adding jk to a statement that's incredibly ignorant and stupid does not make it funny.

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ilikeyouuu 0

LMAO! you cracked me so up with that! i really shouldn't laugh, though... oh, well! bwahaha!

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dorkside_fml 0

115 Probably because making fun of someone for something they can't control has never been funny. you have been enlightened.

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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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whitley1031 0

What does cpap stand for?? and btw, fyl, dude, that sucks xD

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yeahyourjealous 0

according to wikipedia it's Continuous positive airway pressure

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ImaginaryFoe 0

#5 you and OP's dog, according to wondercut. ;)

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_DeadPixels_ 0

Yeah, I kept reading CRAP too, and not just the first time. I was thinking "Crap? Crap?! Really?!" I clearly need glasses or something. Agreed that it's funnier that way, though XDD

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lilyputionflower 6

I saw it was crap too! I was like WTF lmfao

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orangesodaftw 0

Ugh, that's gross. FYL indeed

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srunano 4

Maybe you forgot to feed your dog and he just wanted to get back at you?? xD Dog FTW

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screwball111 0

hahah I love u Jake! you so funny! I'd make that dog eat my shit haha! wouldn't u do the same Jake wouldn't you!? I'm on the phone! good god! ~yur welcome!

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saranottelling 7

"I feed you Pedigree, that doesn't smell like Pedigree... Is this your way of telling me you've been cheating on me? Is it with that old lady across the street? Is it because that bitch feeds you Blue Buffalo???" Don't worry, OP. I've had dogs cheat on me with the smelly man across the street. One piece of chicken from a smelly man and a dog loves him for life!

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