Health, Dogs, Sleep, Farts and Animals: It's a gas gas gas - FML

It's a gas gas gas

By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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yeahyourjealous 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:08

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

AmuletOfNight 5

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:07

Owned

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comatoast 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:09

dog = win

goliatron 9

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:12

You must be a douche, so YDI.

lucy44_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:15

I thought it said CRAP machine at first lol.

krazykiya12095 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:18

lmfao hahaa

guitarheropimp2 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:22

one of my favorites so far. like something done on jackass

Serec 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:25

I too read it was "CRAP" xD

namezox 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:27

smart dog.

badbowtie 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:31

That's effing hilarious!!!

staciieee_x3 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:33

oh dude.. lmaoooo! you poor soul.

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:46

I'm assuming your the kid trying to inject oxycottin? I think your dad caught you there, now nasal injections? What a druggie. Your dog served you well then.

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