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By Noname - 30/01/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Tense dinner

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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You deserved it 157

By Prego my ego - 23/07/2009 17:39 - France

Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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You deserved it 7 870

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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You deserved it 65

Have we met before?

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 75

By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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You deserved it 2 353

By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:55

Your uncle is probably telling you that you should come out of your shell. Being shy is all well and good, but you can't let your life pass by.

Tobias_Grey 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:37

I've never dated either, so my older sister does this to me. Only, the guys are usually more interested in her when she brings up the subject. *sigh* Being shy and 19 just don't mix, do they?

Comments

jerica98 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:00

That's something my uncle would do!

astriofou 0

Monday 25 April 2011 13:34

my dad would ask the waitress if she wanted to date me.. im 22 i never went on a date.. girls have cooties!

This2Rudy 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:00

how can 2 agree with 7? to be 2 you have to be before 7, right?

picklelove 4

Friday 19 August 2011 3:10

He seems fun

afulks78 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 7:08

Nice .

RogueJedi14 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 15:45

I'll take you out if you want

k99 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 23:18

In every fanfiction Iroh( Zuko's Uncle) is matchmaker for Zuko or Azula from Avatar The Last Airbender. Maybe this is a good sign, or I'm just weird. Nevermind. Sorry OP.