Miscellaneous: Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came...

By Prego my ego - 23/07/2009 17:39 - France

Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 074

You deserved it 7 870

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 374

You deserved it 2 628

Crafty

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 507

You deserved it 3 213

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 854

You deserved it 6 399

It's a match!

By Noname - 30/01/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 729

You deserved it 3 349

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 563

You deserved it 2 266

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 159

You deserved it 37 775

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 061

You deserved it 37 248

By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 485

You deserved it 2 985

By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 175

You deserved it 3 883

By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 047

You deserved it 4 128

anarkistsdream 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:08

If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...

SnifflyMiscreant 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:24

Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha

Comments

ky_stone22 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:04

well that sucks. sorry bout that

UncombedCoconut 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:24

Dear idiots who don't get this one, please see #25 (or #11, #13, #15...) before commenting. Jesus thanks you.

ky_stone22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:35

i knew she wasn't pregnant...her uncle was trying to either be funny or freak her date out...i said that sucks cause that's pretty damn embarassing

lovesloving 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:56

I have a feeling shes not Preagnate. If she was it would be my ego is prego. Duh

Syn_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:00

Preagnate, eh?

jasmine1259 2

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

or maybe she likes to drink and the uncle is telling her not to get pregnant so she wouldn't be able to anymore.

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:18

Haha #51- It's pregnant ;D but no biggy. OP- Yoir uncle sounds cool :] but super embarrasing. Good luck, FYL :D

diabetic_rage 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

lubby_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:09

Lol this reminds me of Juno when the dad is like, Dating in you condition is kinda skanky, or scheevy, or whatever you kids call it."

Wingx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:27

I don't think she's pregnant. -_- In France, even children are allowed to drink, so I think her uncle was just trying to warn her that if she DOES get pregnant, she won't be allowed to drink anymore.

lubby_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:31

Well if that is the case, that is not funny, nor is it an fml. This is just retarded....

xHaniffax 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:00

I agree with you. Everyone thinks the OP's pregnant but I think the uncle said that as a warning as in "don't get pregnant or you won't be able to drink". either way FYL

sportastef 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:14

Yeah, it sounds more as a warning to not get pregnant, but made the guy think she was, so FYL.

Hugorgy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:41

It said she was going on her "first date". I assume it's her first date ever, which leads me to believe she hasn't had sex yet, so no pregnancy. Her uncle was just warning her/trying being funny.

SS240 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:42

38... people call the first date they have with a specific person a first date... I'm thinking you havent ever had a first date or had sex.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:41

#14, you're full of it, drinking in France is only after 18 years old like all over Europe. And fyi, the uncle just wanted to ensure that the date wouldn't do much with her. She's obviously not pregnant, but now the boy thinks she is...

sooper 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:19

#76, In England you are allowed to drink from the age of 5. In France, Italy and other countries it is similar. I'm from Europe.

Puolukka 4

Friday 24 July 2009 21:05

Yea and in Germany you can legally buy and drink beer and wine at age 16.

Charlie88 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:00

In Europe you can start drinking alcohol at any age you want. You just can't buy it under 16, sometimes 18.

ohheykiwi 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:31

Yes you can, I'm 15 and I've never had any trouble buying alcohol for parties. Same with cigs, pregnancy tests, whatever. No one cares.

treesdevin 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:05

i need to move to europe.... **** america

wadweiners33 8

Friday 24 June 2011 8:43

wise words #91

countrygirl30 14

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:40

I'm pretty sure the uncle was just trying to be funny

anarkistsdream 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:08

If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...

kbroom4 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:59

she's not pregnant, dumbass. her uncle was being funny by trying to embarrass her and have him *think* she's pregnant.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:09

He is also conveniently not lying... He's stating a true fact that does not in any way actually say that she is pregnant. Clever!

Kiwi_Splash 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

purplestuff_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

blond3tt3 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:15

gtfo of here ?!

mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 19 May 2013 18:33

The uncle was trying to be funny

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:13

Commenting on this just to say I found OP's name amusing. Also, yeah, dating someone new while preggers is very skanky.

mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 19 May 2013 18:34

Her uncle was obviously trying to be funny

amys_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:15

ur uncle is retarded.. am really sry

OneandOnlyOne 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:16

Are you actually pregnant? Where is the dad? Why are you dating someone that doesn't know you well enough to know you are actually pregnant? I think you already F-ed your life!