It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 620
You deserved it 6 950

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well it looks like life might get better without her.

Why did you choose to stay with her if you were always "viciously insulted"?

Comments

******* Celebrate! Obviously you don't need someone like that.

missbitch1993 7

Hey! Asshole! I'M the one who took her phone and dumped your sorry annoying overly obsessive over protective ass. Ya know why? Because she didn't have the heart to dump you, but I DID. Because I'm a cold heartless bitch, and I saw how unhappy she was with you. And I'm sorry, but you're how old? 18? Grow the **** up you whinny little pussy bitch. She told me how she "accidentally" kicked you in the balls and you didn't move. Didn't flinch. Didn't do shit. That sounds like someone has NO BALLS! Do you have a vajayjay? I think she should have dumped you sooner because when I say you were over protective, I mean you threatened to beat my boyfriends ass, her own flesh and blood brother. Which by the way, you're a complete and total ******* RETARDED MORON if you think you can do that. Not to mention you wanted her to get a tattoo with your name in it, and you wanted her to move in with you even though you haven't even dated for 2 ******* weeks! And if a girl doesn't tell you she loves you after you say it FOUR ******* times, it ain't workin out nigga ;) so leave my lil sis in law alone. Because apparently you're too ******* stupid to understand anything. She doesn't like you, she doesn't love you, she wants nothing do with your stupid ass. And btw, everything she told you, WAS FAKE. So don't be stupid and spread it. You already did enough damage, you- how'd you say it.. "illiterate baboon". Back the **** off my little sister in law.

Sorry to here that that happened to you too been there dine that. Good luck with the next one

YourVoiceofReasn 6

I'm no psych major, but I think you want her to tell you face to face that it's over so you can leave the relationship with your balls intact.

Iniezian 18

... As opposed to a literate baboon?

yeah.... :3 your life sucks, if she was that bad in your mind: I feel for you when you weren't able to get the honor of having -her- be the one to actually break up with you

Why didn't YOU break up with HER first, if you were so unhappy? =/

psyonomega 4

That sentance was a wild ride from start to finish.

Why didn't you end it earlier if she treated you like that !