Break-ups and Love: It's for the best

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 950

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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You deserved it 29 465

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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You deserved it 31 442

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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You deserved it 417

By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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You deserved it 3 764

Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

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You deserved it 4 028

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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You deserved it 333

By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 7 051

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 865

Not much better

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:06 - Kazakhstan

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML

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You deserved it 3 697

grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Well it looks like life might get better without her.

JustAReaderZZZZ 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

Why did you choose to stay with her if you were always "viciously insulted"?

Comments

dDailydDosage 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:35

Yeah you are totally better off without her. What I'm confused about is why would OP put up with her "vicious insults" and "illiterate" communication. You should've been the one to break it off if your relationship was so bad. At least she somewhat had the guys to end it, though in a very cowardly way.

drtoboggan 11

Friday 12 December 2014 2:40

I know guys get abused too. Got out of a ****** relationship with a chick a few months ago. Life's much better now- good luck!

zergy55 7

Friday 20 March 2015 9:04

this has happened to me. one of my ex girlfriends got her best friend to break up with me through textc

247pacient 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 14:43

YDI for sticking with her for so long, knowing how she is.

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 22 May 2015 15:40

Why can't you be happy? It's good to have someone like that out of your life. Illiterate bitches are terrible bitches.

kevinsagirl2323 8

Monday 9 October 2017 20:34

I am really confused about this. apparently your girlfriend treated you like shit and now you're upset she dumped you. I think you have some real issues letting someone treat you like that.