Break-ups and Love: It's for the best

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 950

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 963

You deserved it 29 465

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 677

You deserved it 31 442

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 985

You deserved it 3 889

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 510

You deserved it 417

By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 092

You deserved it 3 764

Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 529

You deserved it 4 028

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 265

You deserved it 333

By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 908

You deserved it 7 051

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 968

You deserved it 3 865

Not much better

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:06 - Kazakhstan

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 196

You deserved it 3 697

grahambertus 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

Well it looks like life might get better without her.

JustAReaderZZZZ 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:41

Why did you choose to stay with her if you were always "viciously insulted"?

Comments

cinnamondemon 8

Saturday 25 May 2013 17:36

YDI for being with a girl who viciously insults you.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:03

Yes you can. Feel very happy.

shinymaster3000 23

Saturday 25 May 2013 20:22

Don't worry you'll be happy soon

Soloman212 28

Saturday 25 May 2013 20:38

Not to insult my own kind, but why specify that the baboon metaphorically taking a shit on her keypad is illiterate?

Raykyogrou03 12

Saturday 25 May 2013 21:43

Are there perhaps any literate baboons that we have no knowledge of?

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 22:06

How is this an FML?

Likian5 26

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:44

If she annoyed you that much, why aren't you happy that it's over?

SayThatDoe 3

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:50

Well Damn Aha

MythsNLegends 10

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:53

You just received an upgrade on life by someone who is literate enough to free you from your recent baboon infestation. Congrats!!

r0dents 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 6:56

Sounds like she didn't deserve you, anyway.

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Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 712

You deserved it 5 223

Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 122

You deserved it 752

The Top

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 129

You deserved it 12 913

Today, having made absolutely sure I wouldn't have work until 4 p.m., I slept peacefully to recover from staying up till 5 a.m. to watch my country in the World Cup. Until at 8 a.m., someone on the floor above started drilling. No one has done any drilling day or night in the last six months. FML

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You deserved it 161

Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML

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You deserved it 552

Today, I’m still trying desperately to explain to my boyfriend why I’m not interested in any kind of breast or nipple play. I gave birth to our son just 2 months ago and I strictly breastfeed. He insists it’s "not fair" that the baby gets the breasts all the time. Um, what? FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 287

You deserved it 1 150

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 919

You deserved it 892

Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 87