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your living with your parents and have a kid? YDI...put a rubber on it
lol. so very true.
thanks disappearing comments. this^ not meant for that^^
bash the dog and get your rep up dude. that'd work in prison.
Also, YDI for naming your girl McKinley. Stop trying to be clever, OP.
#49 I think it's cute. your name isn't good.
51, and you know my name? no, you don't. nice try.
McKinley is a chavs name
Botox is not for plumping lips. You mean collagen.
Katie06, you sound like a real winner still living with your parents....it's probably better that your kid and the dog be in charge of you, maybe it will help you keep from getting knocked up again, dumb *****
YDI. Time to move out already!
apparently you're above him as well, commanding him like that?
My sentiments exactly.
lmao
Does it matter? It's not like the dog or your 2 year old sister is going to command you around anyway. No matter what, your mum and dad are still above you (as they should be) and then there's you, because your pet and sibling is irrelevant.
5- It's his daughter, not his sibling. He's the father.
What she said
Hmm 14, i see. I thought it said Mckinly was the sister. So I'm guessing OP still lives with her parents then. And OP is most probably a teenage mother? Bloodygore, IKR? glad I don't have a little sister :) or any sisters for that matter =P 3 brothers for the win xD and i think OP is a girl, hence her username.
mmmm, I'm the only daughter, I have two brothers. older too(:
OP is a he? that explains the name he used for himself... 'katie06'. some people... /:
I have lived in a house where myself and Mr. Doe were second-class citizens after the pets. One particular dog had some serious training issues, and was allowed to do whatever he wanted. Trust me, it was hell. We moved out a year ago, see the family at least weekly, and we're still trying to repair those relationships. I can't imagine trying to be a parent in OP's situation. Her daughter is given free reign, it seems. I'm sure a two year old can sense that she has no authority, even over the pets. How effective can she really be as a parent in that situation?
Jane, you are all over this. A child should not be the ultimate authority figure in a household. There is no scenario in which a dog should come before a human, no matter how annoying the human is or how upset one is with said human. The OP also has the additional long term problem of her daughter being treated like a queen and the OP being treated worse than the dog. The daughter will pick up on this; "I run this house and my mother isn't even as good as Charlie the dog." This will make living on their own someday very difficult, with a demanding, princess of a daughter who has been in a home where she outranks her mother. How do you turn that Titanic around? The OP's parents are obviously angry with her over this situation but they are doing their granddaughter no favors by spoiling her and essentially demonstrating to her that her mother is garbage.
its her daughter not her sister dude
its her daughter not her sister dude
haha it's kinda funny that he puts your mom before himself (not that there is anything wrong with that) ha.
YDI for calling your child McKinley.
woah you have big lips
Thankyou :-)
Oh Botox, you never fail.
That. Seriously what kind of stupid name is that? Poor girl.
I don't have lip filler of any kind! Everybody thinks I do mut they are au' natural! :-)
Can you imagine how sick this girl is going to be of the 'Mount McKinley' jokes when she gets to high school?
Think about it, they are your parents, they will always be in charge of you whilst you are in their house. Your daughter (I'm not going to comment on the name) is in charge because kids are demanding and require a lot of work, the house probably does follow her lead for the simple reason that she is a very small kid. The dog, well, that was either a joke, or your Dad giving you one hell of a hint.
OP is a female.
'Gore, we don't know how she got pregnant (the name says Katie, I'm guessing the OP is a girl, and shall use this assumption in the rest of my comments, most of the scenarios can be reversed if this is untrue), if we think she is an unresponsive girl who got herself pregnant then we are making a big assumption. We could also assume that she was responsible and had to move back in with her parents for financial reasons, or maybe she got raped? We don't know. However, I shall heed your request and comment on the name: McKinley? Is that a pet name for your daughter or her real name? This does lead me to think that people assuming you are a teen mum are correct, OP.
There is that 'Gore. I just can't bring myself to assume, well, I can, but I'm trying not to.
u have no life u post on every damn FML I've seen for the past few months
G'wan Cinn - assume! Please? I want to see you troll, just once... ;D
Oh, go on then guys. YDI for calling your daughter McKinley, still living with your parents and not being responsible enough to use contraception. Grow up and maybe your dad wouldn't put you at the bottom of the pecking order! /Trolling. *shudders* I feel unclean!
Haha! Now wasn't that liberating? Next, I want to see you use the wrong version of 'your/you're' - but not yet - you need to surprise us. Actually McKinley is a pretty stupid name for a kid. I'm not surprised the dog out-ranks her.
*still whimpering in a corner* unclean...unclean...unclean..! I'd say I shall never use the incorrect version, but if I did, then I probably would. :P
Well, grandchildren always rule grandparents, and you're the one who got knocked up without being able to support yourself. So..I see no problem with this list..
Exaxtly my thinking. The grandfather does not seem pleased with this situation.
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YDI for calling your child McKinley.
YDI. Time to move out already!